Once upon a time, in a faraway land,

~ Once upon a time there was a vulture and a hog~

Just send us the biggest crane in New York!

Once in a while, things happen...

then use triangulation to chart a direct route to New York.

You'll be in New York living like a king. And I think this could be a very good time to relocate.

You need a new outfield.

Nina was showing a few of her friends the new baby's room...

Well you're gonna be seeing me, you're gonna be seeing a lot of me! Because we're moving to New York together!

September in Chevaz Ravine, Los Angeles, California. Our beloved Cubbies are just three games behind the New York Mets, with 15 games left to play.

Rowengartner throws a homer, hits a man, throws a wild pitch, and still manage to get the save, and the Chicago Cubs beat the New York Mets 5 to 4.

Yeah. Givin' someone away is a great way to show 'em you care.

Well, after a shaky outing yesterday, 'Mart Mill is showing confidence in the rookie by bringing him in.

Stop the presses. I got a new front page. Big Bugs In The Big Apple.

(Goldar) You there! Let's show a little initiative! And you, get your rear in gear!

We at Pepsi really think that Henry could the choice of a new generation! If Henry can show Pepsi he's a winner, we'll sign him.