I'm going to bring you into the 20th century.

Well, one thing's for sure.

Well, thank God for senility.

Dangerous, but necessary, Herbert, if I'm going to find that cure for sour stomach I'm after.

Well, for once, I've come prepared.

The Chicago Sun-Times calls it Fox's finest made-for-TV movie to date.

Well, thank you for the fashion review, Dad.

Well, Mr. Party Pooper, it's much too late for that.

Well, for openers, you're not my real mother and father.

And I'm doing very well, too, thank you for asking.

- The name is Dot. - Well, Spot, you still lookin' for Flik?

17 beers a night and a nudie magazine bill that could pay for a shiny new trailer home.

Well, anyway, being alone is, well, it's so wonderful and quiet and well, for some reason, stench ridden, but in a good kind of robust, healthy way.

Please join Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips, Charlie Sheen, and me tomorrow night for the original Fox Night at the Movies presentation of Young Guns.

Well, the only way to get out early was to volunteer for scientific experimentation.

Well, would that entail your leaving our presence for an extended period of time?

And that's why, just a few short months ago, when my minister needed some money for a new space heater for his trailer, I handed the guy ten bucks.

Oh, sure, I'd like to take credit for all of this, but, well, that wouldn't be right.

Well, now that I've changed your life for the better, as well as gently guided your sweet, throbbing civilization towards peace, I can now take my leave.

Well gentlemen, I'm sorry, the best way for me to communicate all this without written material is with puppets.