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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

4.4s

What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.5s

I'm on the street the other day, make a pay phone call...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.3s

...go overtime on the call...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.4s

...hang up the phone, walk away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.3s

You've had this happen? What...?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.6s

Phone rings. It's the phone company.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.9s

They want more money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.8s

Don't you love this? And you've got them right where you want them...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.4s

...for the first time in your life. You're on the street.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3s

There's nothing they can do. I like to let it ring a few times...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.4s

...you know, let her sweat a little over there...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.8s

...and then just pick it up. Yeah, hello, operator?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.9s

Oh, I've got the money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.2s

I've got the money right here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.7s

You hear that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.9s

That's a quarter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.4s

Yeah, you want that, don't you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.2s

No, they just have to get more cops on the force, it's as simple as that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.6s

Cops, I don't even care about cops.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.6s

I wanna see garbage men.