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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You know, I've been thinking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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They always make me take stock of my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...how I've pretty much wasted all of it and how I plan to continue wasting it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I mean, you think dead people care who's at their funeral?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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It's not like she's in the back going, I can't believe Jerry didn't show up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...you think she'll be at Drexler's Funeral Home on Ocean Parkway?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Do you know how easy it is for dead people to travel?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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It's not like getting on a bus. One second:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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It's all mental.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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He was doing standup comedy in Kennebunkport, Maine...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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In fact, I'm writing a comedy pilot for NBC right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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...I promised this comedy club that I'd do a set tonight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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She's a grad student in journalism. Never been to a comedy club.