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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.9s

My God. Your hair is so beautiful. I just want to brush it.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.5s

Dad, what are you doing here? I'm so embarrassed, I could die!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.3s

The ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.1s

I can't believe you'd put your family before your own daughter!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.8s

There. Now, if I can just find a midget with some gin, I'll be in business.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.1s

Meg, you didn't tell me your mother was just like Martha Stewart.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.9s

...on your premises, I think I deserve a little discount.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.9s

I wasn't just blowing smoke when I bought this T-shirt.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.9s

I know. It's just that I really like that guy over there.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.3s

God, I hate high school. I don't fit in with anyone.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.4s

I don't think I'm in the right place.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.5s

I won't fall for this trick. Did you ask your mother?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.2s

I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.2s

"I rushed to freedom, but suddenly I was ambushed by a mysterious man in white!"

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.5s

"I was imprisoned in that uterine gulag for nine grueling months. "

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.3s

I offer you the opportunity to join me in glorious battle.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.1s

I know that for some of you, your motor skills are not developed.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4s

Wait. I was just bluffing. My wife has her heart set on this place.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.7s

I can make pretend like the children are little bugs in my web.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.4s

Hey, Dad, they even got games in the bathroom. Look, I won a balloon!