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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Today he comes for me, but tomorrow it could be you or you!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Hey, Stinky. Have we got some big plans for you.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I won't fall for this trick. Did you ask your mother?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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As for you, kind sage, I only hope my heartfelt thanks will keep you warm...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Chris, this is a big day for you. The day you become the man of the house.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Yes. But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I know that for some of you, your motor skills are not developed.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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But your children's children will know that you fell for a noble cause.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I must prepare for my journey.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Meg, that's it. This day is more for your mom than it is for Stewie.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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For the love of God. Haven't any of you ever been in a cult before?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Everything's all set for Stewie's birthday party.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Now, Chris, we're not here for fun.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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He's upstairs, resting up for his big day.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I stayed after school to try out for cheerleading.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Yes. We're all set for your little boy's party.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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For once, it was all gonna be so perfect!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Pigs, Chris. We're getting pigs for Stewie's petting zoo.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Gather round, everyone. It's time for Stewie's big moment.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"As I recall, it was every potential man for himself.