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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Sure. All the guys here have been castrated.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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What are you? About a 9?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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All right, Peter. That's enough!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Plans? What the devil are you talking about?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"all the things that make us

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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All right! Her first drum solo.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"It seems today that all you see

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Everything's all set for Stewie's birthday party.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Yes. We're all set for your little boy's party.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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For once, it was all gonna be so perfect!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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- You got all those things? - You bet I did.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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No you're not, honey. What about that fat girl from the Judds?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I'll defend myself, and the hell with all of you!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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All right. I won a watch. What's The Dukes of Hazzard?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Great! Then all you need is a dark-blue jogging suit.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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With all she's given us, she oughta get whatever she wants.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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- So, are we all set at Cheesie Charlie's? - Actually, I canceled the reservation.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I'm sorry. We're fresh out of that. I'm afraid all that's left is untimely death.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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All right, men, the man in white is coming to put me back in the womb.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"He's a family guy"