Who is it?

The building is surrounded.

This bitch is mine.

I know she is!

Fourth time is a charm.

What kind of crap is this?

This is the Greenville Police Department.

Irma is just recently out of the slammer.

Is there anyone your evil sarcasm hasn't crushed?

This is so much like the dating game.

This is Captain Bechtel of the Greenville Police Department.

Well, Chris, whatever my middle name is, Peterson, has a plan.

You know, honey, this is a great idea, pretending to hold me hostage.

Some dork newsboy is being held hostage by an armed and dangerous ex-con.

This lice-ridden piece of sub-human trash is getting paroled today and she wants to come here!

Hey, is it too much to ask for you to open the window when you want to shoot at us?

oh damn no this is all wrong oh my hat of the month selection i specifically requested the alternate this month the charming yet provincial peruvian gaucho hat this is the eighth derby i've gotten in a row well try as you might they just won't let you quit

I'm going to go to my room and I'm going to make it look so scary that even a person who doesn't scare very easily is going to be very, very scared.

stare at you all night what the hell i got no place else to go but i swear if you so much as lay a finger on me i'll rip your throat out so fast it'll be screaming uncle in my fist you know when you talk like that it is so hard for me to believe that you are a hardened criminal i mean you talk like every other girl i date just a little dash of my grandmother thrown in