Because Ben isn't down the pub every night getting slaughtered.

at this open mike night at Vertigo, that coffeehouse.

You know, I see the way Ben looks at you.

Spent the night at James', did we?

...at night, which I'm all for. - Mm.

Hey, how do you sleep at night?

Last night at dinner, when the meals came...

Strange, him not showing up at the taping.

We're at the movies last night, it's sold out...

Just this woman I met last night at the party.

So did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?

I don't understand it. I was with her last night at my apartment.

You know at the movies they show that ad for the concessions?

My agent wants to know why I didn't show up at my audition today...

So, listen. I had no idea Rayanne was going to show up at the loft.

Now, what I'm about to show you, Chris, might overwhelm you at first, but I want you to keep in mind

little touch and go there for a bit but uh thanks to my patented little trip trap here we managed to capture a couple of bad apples tonight and well even though my methods were a little unconventional and may have rattled you at times i i think you have to agree that in the end they were quite effective but you know i want to commend you on your professionalism because i for one feel safer at night knowing that men like you are out there to protect men like me ow