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The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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There's only one thing we can do: Take advantage of the old guy.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Not even enough to buy one beer.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Oh, I think I'll have another-- Oops.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Bart, not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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I don't think you're ever gonna get another job and be able to pay me back.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Cool. I want one.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Yeah! Last one in's the rotten rod!

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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between these doughnuts and ones baked today.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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- All right, children. Count off. - One, two, three.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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This morning I woke up with this one.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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There were even a few doozies no one ever found out about.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Hey. Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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I fall to pieces

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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but first I have to say good-bye to some friends.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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- You've got the job. Now get to work! - I'll get to work,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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to the Springfield State Prison.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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to yummy cotton candy machines.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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- from dinosaurs that tormented our caveman ancestors to the-- -Simpson, get to the point.