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The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Friends,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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our no longer misunderstood friend.

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- Oh. - Don't worry. We're still friends.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Huh. Not till you're 14, my little friend.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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and tell that crowd this plant is safe.

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The only reason I'm telling you this is...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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You know, I defy anyone to tell the difference...

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on your butt and stuffin' your face, they'd take them on a tour of your house.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Take your seat, Bart.

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Your father's gone too!

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just for your principles?

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but first I have to say good-bye to some friends.

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I'm Smilin'joe Fission, your atomic tour guide...

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Well, everything. Your dip sign, for instance.

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I've had just about enough of your tomfoolery.

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To your right, if you look through this window,

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I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half.

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so you won't scrape yourself or stub your toes...

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But you can't depend on me all your life.

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So, I want you all to be on your best behavior,