Johnny? - KENNY!

Mr. Johnny Cochran, your closing arguments.

...Johnny Cochran myself, and sue you!

...Johnny Cochran's heart grew three sizes that day.

He was smart.

I'm smart. I'm funny.

Chef, that's Johnny Cochran. Huh, he's the one that got O.J. off.

...trial of the...day, Johnny Cochran has appeared to defend Capitalist Records.

In a teary-eyed courtroom, Johnny Cochran has just finished his closing arguments,

We are raising money so that Chef can hire Johnny Cochran to sue you!

Maybe it's some sort of Dr. G psychological test.

Well, Johnny Cochran will take my case if I can pay his legal fee: $2 million.

My girlfriends said that was a game. I think it was just smart.

I couldn't raise the $2 million to hire Johnny Cochran, and now I have to go to jail.

And you're gonna be a part of it. You'll stay at the fabulous Super 7 Hotel on Bernard Road.

-We didn't order these. -They're on the house.

That we are in fact beautiful, totally awesome, and super-smart. It's time for us to take back our pride!

- Is it like a haunted house or something? - Sure, it's very scary!