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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Listen. We'll call you if anything opens up. Okay, Jimmy?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Okay, Jerry, that's fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm finding that out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Fire drill. You believe that?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Louise. That's what's doing it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's from all that smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-That's sixth grade, seventh grade-- -I understand.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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That was a great lunch, Jackie. Thanks.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

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-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I used to share that very same outlook...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's puzzling we haven't gotten that offer yet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm like a sexual camel. That's not the point.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Isn't bunk bad? Like, that's a lot of bunk?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Yeah. -All right. That's all I wanted to know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What? What is going on? What is that about?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.