NEW!   Follow YARN on Instagram New Stuff, Yummies

Missing a fave video? Suggest a film, show or song! Click to email us!

Find old favorites and new gems in clips to explore

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

All right. I'll see you, Phil. I've got room for two...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.7s

I'll see you later.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

-Are you all right? -I don't know. I just--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.7s

-What? What is with all these books? -I stopped having sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

-Yeah. -All right. That's all I wanted to know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.6s

Look at that. My face is all craggily. It's crinkly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.7s

Elaine, Elaine, I don't think we should see each other anymore.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

And give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

I hate you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-What is Borax? -Yes, you are right.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

You can make all the laws you want. He's still gonna bother people.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

You know, and your teeth, your teeth are all brown.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

No, something is bunk, then you debunk it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

Jerry, you know, my face is my livelihood.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

-You think? -Yeah. Let's say this is your brain.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

-Yes, all right, Katie. Thank you. Yes. -Sorry for the late notice.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.3s

-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.6s

You guys. Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.5s

But I sacrificed and supported you while you struggled.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

-What, did they kick you out too? -Yeah, they kicked us all out.