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The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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Number two: horny.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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Open your mouth and close your eyes, and you will get a big surprise.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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Too bad.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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I thought I was too old.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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We are rubber you are glue

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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We are rubber you are glue

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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We are happy We are merry

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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We are happy We are merry

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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I'm gonna miss you, big guy.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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There are no winners. Only losers.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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- Hey, what's the big idea? That's my sister, man. - So what?

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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Half the people here are named Grandpa.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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What on earth are you talking about, Homer?

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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So, Mister, what are we doin' here anyway?

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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- These are for Lisa's class. - It's Mrs. Hoover's birthday.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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- Let me in, you idiot! - Yeah, right you are.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E05 Comedy

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- Are you boys through playing war? - Yes, Mrs. Simpson.