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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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There's something insincere about greeting cards.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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They're like these little $1 folded-paper...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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...emotional prostitutes, isn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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I don't know what my feelings are, so I'll pay some total stranger a buck...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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...to make up this little Hallmark hooker to do the job for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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So I can go, 'Here, I didn't write this...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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...but whatever they wrote, I think the same thing.'

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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Wouldn't it be better to have one card...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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...that covered every occasion for everybody in one shot?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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Happy birthday, merry Christmas, happy anniversary, congratulations...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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...it's a boy and our deepest sympathies.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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Signed, The whole office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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She was hitting on you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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My friend Noreen?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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Your friend Noreen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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- Sure you're not flattering yourself? - If I was flattering myself...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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...I think I'd come up with someone a little less annoying than Noreen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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I cannot believe that she was hitting on you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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- If you don't believe me, ask her. - Besides, she's got a boyfriend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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You know him, Dan. Remember, we went to that party at his house?