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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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See, you know your father.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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He gave my son a pen, and then he takes it back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Fathers don't wear bathing suits, they wear trunks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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But my father has bathing suits from other centuries.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Of course. They're giving a testimonial for your father.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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You son of a bitch. I'll sue you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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You need trunks, son? I got trunks for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Your father wouldn't say so, but he's really glad you came.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Tell them about when you took my son's pen back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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And scuba diving.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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So, that's $17.10, and the tax and the tip.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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And if you go down there and you forget your bathing suit...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Take the pen and the Scotch tape and get the hell out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Ladies and gentlemen, as you know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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And this year, we are honouring...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Oh, and I spoke to Arnold...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...and I have to turn and lean on my elbow to make the pen work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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It requires hard work, dedication, and commitment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Remember Jack and Doris? - Nice to see you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...and felt this tremendous pressure on my mask...