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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-No, no, no. There was no money. -No money? Then, what did we get?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Jerry, so nice of you to come down here.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Well, that kind of brings us to why I'm here.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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...into the ashbin of society.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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You know, kind of.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Of course, absolute zero.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Fascinating turn of events.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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...and we're out of time.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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That's the dream of becoming a doctor.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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The last couple of days my mind has been kind of, you know...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
...your brain consists of two parts.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.4s
...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
-Why? -Somebody had to.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4s
George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
-Can I have a piece of that? -No.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.4s
-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.6s
What about my dream of dating a doctor?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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I calculated my odds of ever getting together...
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