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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- It's not an easy thing to bring up. - Yeah, that's true.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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It would be nice if we could, but, you know, whatever.

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Wouldn't it be nice to have a car alarm that was more subtle?

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And, well...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and all those people and trucks everywhere...

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...and I slammed the glass down on the bar, and it shattered.

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...and cleaning a little, and paying your bills.

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And I'm sitting there with Woody, and I turn to him and I go:

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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And he yells out, " I'm bleeding," and he runs off.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and he started crying.

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...and he's really depressed because he has no job, and no woman...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...roller-skating, tennis and skiing...

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So I start to walk, and I trip. And the grocery bag goes flying...

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And that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding.

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And I think he understands me.

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- ...and Woody starts laughing. - He was laughing?

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...and he's parking cars for a living!

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I turn to him and I say:

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Lights flashing on and off, acting all crazy.

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- Is he in the scene? - Yeah, it's me and him.