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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

1.9s

...two months ago.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

2.2s

Number two is death.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

3.2s

Death is number two.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

2.2s

Yeah, that was two months ago.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

2.3s

Hey. What are you two guys doing here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

1.8s

Why do we need two people that can't act?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

3.5s

You're passing already? The show just ended two minutes ago.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

2.6s

- What are you doing here? - You two know each other?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

3.8s

Doctor called and said I'm not gonna get the results for another two days.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

2.9s

I just bought two cans last week, and I don't have any wood here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

5s

So I decided to run home through the park, and then two guys stopped me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

1.8s

The high heels, the pantyhose, the makeup.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

1.6s

Where's the bathroom?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

1.9s

Oh, the sisters.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

1.7s

What's the matter?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

2.3s

You're the guy from the Calvin Klein underwear ads.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

1.9s

Why did you eat the top off the muffins?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

3.2s

I think if you go down the hall, it's on the right at the very end.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

2.6s

...you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

2.2s

She's got the dogs with her in the hotel room.