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Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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...and reveal a great personal truth.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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That is a vile and odious lie!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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And it's gotta be a real vision.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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And a Griffin never knows when to stop.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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The Mexicans are a clean and industrious people with a rich cultural heritage.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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Dad, the Scouts are no fun. And l.... Wait a minute.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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You win a few hands and all those lights go off.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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And that entitles me to a share of your wampum, kemosabe.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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And he also killed a bunch of Krauts at Wounded Knee.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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Wait a second! Your ass just sneezed! And horses can't talk! No!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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-Did you ever get a sexual disease? -Herpes twice. And the clap.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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A little. But thanks to him, me and Chris have never been closer.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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...and find a high roller who'll pay $1 million to sleep with my wife.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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l was kinda hoping you could tell Dad. But try and open with a joke.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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But what l can cook up is a little grace and civility at the table.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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l finally get my driver's license and you lose the car to a poker machine.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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Now get the hell out of here, you nut, and go have yourself a spiritual vision.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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Tree, if one of you falls and there's no one around, do you make a noise?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy

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...give him a big kiss on the cheek, look him right in the eye, and he's butter.