Be the envy of everyone in my neighborhood.

Get out of my face, hag!

I was just humming George of the Jungle in my head.

We can pry the jewels off and hock them like Jake LaMotta in Raging Bull.

We are ready to commence the final spell-off between the ugly American Chris Peterson and the Russian Ivanovich Smith.

That's the worst kind of cheating.

Welcome to the finals of the 60th World Spelling Bee.

Signor Peterson, a spell of the word Ingozare.

Chrissy, it is my pleasure to present to you the winner's cup.

I would probably experience just a slight bit of difficulty with the first triumvirate of letters.

I thought it was some kind of goo the kid left behind.

Somebody wrote, welcome home, Chris, on the side of your barn slash spaceship.

The theory that toxic waste can hurt you is a lot of bunk.

Hey, maybe the toxins caused you to develop a case of the smarts, like in that movie, The Rain Man.

Mr. Peterson, why are you conducting yourself in the manner of a complete moron?

You get a fancy new case of the smarts and what do I get?

If you found those pictures of me in the diaper, it was a frame job.

It's called origami, and it's an ancient Japanese art form that dates back to the 7th century when paper was first introduced from China under the guidance of Shotoku Tashi, regent to the Empress Suko.

If you can't wait till next Sunday for the big game, get a sneak peek of it Thursday on an all-new Simpsons.