It's a piece of junk.

The ocean is a state of mind.

Get the jerk a cup of water.

That's one hell of a leather jacket.

You want a piece of junk, you go to a junkyard.

He's a disgrace to the profession of retail electronics.

No, of course not, Ma.

It's the Cadillac of watches.

And you're afraid of the water.

Why do you want one of those?

That is the Cadillac of underwater watches.

I'm missing Wheel of Fortune for this.

I'm going back to that den of thieves, and I'm getting every cent of my money back.

Get them the hell out of there, now!

You sure it's not the Dodge Dart of watches?

Hey, he's not some kind of psycho, is he?

A chron... A chronosync.

I'm like a piece of cheese waiting in the trap for Monsieur Mouse to come and partake of my rich, smoky flavor.

For time has always been of great importance to man.

Get your butt out of the camera, we miss everything!