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South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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and the entire town is doomed! And now these messages.

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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and then ignite, leading to...

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I hate Stan and Kyle!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm Jesus and you aren't.

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Dude, my mom and dad keep fighting all the time, and everyone says it's

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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And the Nobel Prize goes to...

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I seriously hate Stan and Kyle!

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At first, Jesus was all like "why me?" and he was all pissed off and stuff.

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And so we salute Randy Marsh and his unified theory of moderation that has saved us all!

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The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away,

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Stan, Kyle, and Cartman were walking around him.

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And now, some of our darling local children

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Boyfriend? And they say Kenny had a new girlfriend.

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And then, Jesus' Disciple Peter denies he knows Him.

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And then Jesus was lead away to Mount Sinai,

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Look fatass, after you die, and get ressur-erected,

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And Alphonz Mephesto for his seven-assed Galapagos turtle.

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Yeah! So hurry up and die you piece of crap!

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Now, either we hold in our farts and spontaneously combust,

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and once again bathe in the glory of your light. Amen.