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South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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I shall persevere and make Stan and Kyle my slaves.

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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and I'll make sure you get lots of plunder and womens.

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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and march on to Topeka!

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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and that's the best turnout ever!

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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and see you on the battlefield.

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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We have taken Topeka, and now

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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and right-wing radical Jimbo Kern,

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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And the Confederates won the fort?

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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And with that, let's all head to Tamarack Hill and put on a good show!

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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and when we stand tall upon it, we hold our heads high and we yell,

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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and I say you play the flute.

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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to our families and say, "We did it!

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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We're gonna take Topeka once and for all!

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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Dude, let's just give up now and accept

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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He's right, boys. Slavery is illegal and immoral,

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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God bless those men. And God bless the Confederacy!

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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Yeah, and it doesn't matter because the bet was

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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I'm afraid I was grading papers pretty late and...

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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and we really do have to be his slaves?

South Park (1997) - S03E14 Comedy

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Yes, and I'm Jefferson Davis, President of the Confederacy.