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Since the last South Park you've waited four long weeks to find out who the father of Eric Cartman is.

Now, finally, the shocking truth about Cartman's lineage

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Now, get ready for Canada's hottest action stars.

Terrance and Phillip in the HBC Movie of the Week,

Ladies and gentlemen, before you today sits a murderer.

On the night in question, this monster entered the home of Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer,

and struck him repeatedly in the head with this hammer.

That monster is sitting right over there, and his name is Terrance.

- Uh, Terrance, you farted in court. - Yes Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense.

All of these things link Terrance to the murder:

hair fibers, blood samples, nail clippings, a piece of his shirt.

A watch with his initials on it, a day planner with the murder scheduled.

a haiku called "Time to Kill Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer."

"Dr. O'Dwyer, time to have your head smashed in, with my new hammer."

Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon, but you're not God.

Je accuse Terrance.

- Would you like a monkey claw Phillip? - Yes please.

That's called the monkey claw cause it feels like