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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Well, bear in mind, I am in the smaller office.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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There's no laws in haircutting...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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I have a small apartment. I like to feel tucked in, nestled in.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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In fact, yesterday was Grace's birthday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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There's no hair in this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...I'm really glad that you came in.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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- You do haircut in the apartment? - No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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One second! Go. Go in the bedroom.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Jerry, the auction is in a few hours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...to the lucky lady in the third row.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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You are aware that Pensky is interested in me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Actually, Enzo hasn't said that to me in a while.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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It's Uncle Enzo! Quick. Go in there. I'll clean up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Well, in college they used to call me "the little bulldog."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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He was in the shop with Enzo. He can't see me here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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You'd be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a large group of people...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...and have to walk out in shame with your tail between your legs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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He didn't get to finish. His uncle came in. We almost got caught!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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In the one minute he worked on me, I could tell he was good.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Go in the bedroom. Open the window. You can go out the fire escape.