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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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It's just a way for people to get to know one another.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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Another thing, Cosmo, Kramer, whatever you wanna be called...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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- Hey. - I'm down to one kiss hello.

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- Yeah. - You think I want another family?

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You will actually kiss another human being right on the head...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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...and that the weird thing about it...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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...but if one of those hairs...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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You know, it's all one-way.

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...the kissing thing is over. There's no more kissing...

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What, again? You took one this morning.

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...it is now the vilest, most disgusting thing that you can encounter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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...how I'm not gonna do the kiss-hello thing anymore. I'm sorry.

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...she had to attend to.

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I'm not thrilled with the handshaking either, but one step at a time.

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I had to take my mother to the chiropodist.

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...and told him to give $50 to his sister.

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...and you were supposed to give $50 to your sister.

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Yeah, he had to take his mother to the chiropodist.

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Maybe to keep her quiet.

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Well, I couldn't come. I had to drive my mother to the chiropodist.