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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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When I was a kid, we didn't have these parties...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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Hi. I didn't-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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...so I got up, and I started walking towards him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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- ...and she heckles me? - She didn't mean anything.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts choking me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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You hiss? You didn't stop blathering throughout the whole set.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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- I didn't want her to have an accident. - What accident?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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I didn't recognize you. What, did you-? You get a haircut?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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I didn't pay a cover charge to stare at your bald spot."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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Because Lippman felt so sorry for her, he didn't want to hurt her feelings.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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- Why do we need it? - That's the one...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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"Great idea. We can check on her bunions."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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Are we gonna confuse him with Bozo the district attorney?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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We don't want some jerk sitting in front of us.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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We needed a leader, someone to lead the way to safety.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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Fire! Get out of here!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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What kind of topsy-turvy world do we live in where heroes...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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...was a safety precaution. In a fire...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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So, what was the fire, just some greasy hamburgers?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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...the little guy's back in place at the end of the line.