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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- It's not even my car. It's a rental. - What are you doing out there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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It seems the way they design the car alarms...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...is so that the car will behave as if it was a nervous, hysterical person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Anyone goes near it, anyone disturbs it, it's:

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Lights flashing on and off, acting all crazy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Not everyone wants to draw that much attention to themselves.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Wouldn't it be nice to have a car alarm that was more subtle?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Maybe just, you know, somebody tries to break in, and it goes:

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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"Excuse me?"

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I would like a car alarm like that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Do you believe this?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Car was parked right out front.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Was the alarm on? - I don't know. I guess it was on.

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I don't know my alarm sound. I'm not tuned into it like it's my son.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I don't understand. How do these thieves start the car?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- They cross the wires or something. - Cross the wires?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Hey. - They stole my car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Who did? - They did.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Was it more than just one?