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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Today? Yeah, sure. We could make it. Two o'clock?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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So the show would be about my real life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And he was making tamales.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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So let's make a pilot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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So I had it on, and I was checking the strap out to make sure it fit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- What's this about? - We're making a trade.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You know how much Ted Danson makes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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That's insulting. Ted Danson makes $800,000 an episode.

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Hey, NBC okayed our idea. We're gonna make the pilot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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What do you make for something like that? Fifty, 60 thousand?

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Don't come down till you make some noodles and raise a barn.

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I can't live knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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It was- It was very funny.

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It's- It's the damndest thing. I-

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Go to your apartment and lie down. I'll make an appointment for a doctor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Yeah, it's your milk. - He drank it.

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- It's not about nothing. - No, it's about nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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It was a good idea. Susan liked it.

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- I'll pay for it. - It's not the money.

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It's about nothing.