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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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The last thing this guy is qualified to give a tour of is reality.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

3.1s

lt smells like the last tenant had monkeys or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

1.8s

...on the buttocks of those chinos.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Top of the muffin to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

3.2s

lnstead of hot dogs, chicken dogs. lnstead of pretzels, chicken twists.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

2.6s

lt's where the muffin breaks free of the pan...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

2.3s

lnstead of beer, alcoholic chicken.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

2.9s

l gotta hose the puke off the floor of the bus.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

2.4s

Like l'm some sort of maniac.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...of a totally unknown person's life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...and sort of does its own thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

4.2s

Because it's not, ''Top of the muffin to you!''

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

2.2s

Every two minutes: ''Where's the top of this muffin?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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The sanitation department won't get rid of them all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Well, l was kind of short on material...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

2.4s

Meanwhile, l'm sitting on a mountain of stumps.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

2s

Actually, l kind of need to speak to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

2.7s

...of actually knowing him, but this is pretty close.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

3.5s

Okay, Lomez's place of worship is right on the right here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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So l've noticed you don't have much of an accent.