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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

4.1s

Hey, if I were a gigolo, how much do you think I could charge a night?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

2.6s

-Here or in Japan? -What's the difference?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

2.4s

Well, the Japanese are more enlightened.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

3.4s

They can see beyond the physical.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

1.9s

Forget Japan. How much would you pay?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

3.9s

Oh, I don't know. A dollar.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

2.4s

I think I'm worth at least 300.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

1.7s

I don't think so.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

3.4s

-Hey, that's for all night. -I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

1.8s

-You're demeaning me. -You're a gigolo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

1.9s

Well, you hired me. I'm the victim here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

1.6s

Did I force you into this life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

3.7s

Yes. You and every woman like you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

3.4s

-Look how dark it's getting already. -It's not daylight-savings time yet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

2.1s

When does it start?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

1.9s

Don't know. They tell you the night before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

1.9s

Well, I'm sick of waiting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

2.4s

I am springing ahead right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

2.8s

Oh, I'm sure that won't cause any problems.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

2.3s

Oh, God, it's Mike Moffet.