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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

Jerry, you know, my face is my livelihood.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.6s

Look at that. My face is all craggily. It's crinkly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.7s

-So, Jackie, you think we got a case? -Your face is my case.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

-What happened to your face? -What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I hope Carlito feels better.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

Everything I have I owe to this face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

...and now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

George, I can't have sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

Drags him out of the car and chews his face off.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

It's my allure, my twinkle, you know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

Can't you at least tell them what to do?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.7s

Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

6.3s

I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

I heard what happened at the school. They can't bump you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

-Oh, my God. -What's wrong?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

Oh, my God, you had sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.7s

-Portuguese? -Yeah, my cleaning lady is Portuguese.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

Oh, my vacation was restful, resplendent, magnificent.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

Well, this is my boyfriend, Dr. Ben Galvant.