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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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All right, I'll tell you what I'll do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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-What about Valerie? -I won't tell if you don't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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Your triumphs mean nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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I'll tell you what's up. My stepmother is violently ill...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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Fine, if I'm off yours.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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Fine, if I'm off yours.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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And I have to tell you it's exactly what this organization needed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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Now things are starting to snowball. I'll tell Newman I don't need him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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She wants to be back on yours.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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...which would make your party one year late...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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...because I'm tired of all your macho head games.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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Well, I just got your invitation to the Newmannium party.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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...that maybe there's someone in your life who deserves it more.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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...but you just had to throw yours on the same day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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He's lying, sir. I'm tired of all your macho head games.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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You don't want to do your act or anything, do you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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You know, Valerie, I couldn't help but notice that I'm on your speed dial.