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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I didn't tell you to have a powwow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Can't you at least tell them what to do?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Yeah, but then, some people were telling me about...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, and your teeth, your teeth are all brown.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Right. Elevate your legs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, it's Sue Ellen Mischke, this old braless friend I hate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, Rick, this is an old, old friend of mine. Elaine Benes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I couldn't tell you. You know, I'm not really a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Yes, I take your order, please?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What happened to your face? -What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You're not working on your home.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What is your answer to number 74?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What are these? Take me to your leader.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Sounds like they're trying to screw with your head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number...