God, I wish we had a Pizza Hut in South Park!

This is South Park Elementary School closed-circuit television. And now,

This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. And now,

This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. And now,

closed doors at South Park Elementary it also has a street name.

Sexy Action School News reported the pharmacist to the South Park police,

the added money is due to the cow shortage in South Park County.

Super School News. News made for students, by students.

Welcome to Ssuper School News. I'm Jimmy Valmer.

And I'm Rick Cartman.

The price of milk money will go up next Monday to 49 cents. The school claims

Parent-teacher conferences will be held this Wednesday night, from seven to nine.

So kids, get a lot of playing in before you get grounded.

And now, for a look at what's on the menu for school lunch today, here's Stan Marsh.

Eric, it looks as though the school will be serving a chicken cutlet. Now that's traditionally a uh,

a white meat chicken... breast, if you will, that has been breaded,

and then cooked. I've been told there will also be tater-tots, and a vegetable dish.

This is really shaping up to be a ah ah one fantastic lunch. Eric?

...Hard-hitting reporting, Stan. Thanks a lot. And now, here with the celebrity watch is Butters Stotch.

Butters, seen any celebrities?