Boy meets girl, boy likes girl,

I'm sure I can be a good bad boy, not a bad bad boy.

You call yourself a bad boy.

Boy, she's got pretty long hair.

Boy, she's got really thick hair.

Boy, you really don't know Scranton, do you?

boy finds out girl is surrogate mother's illegitimate half-sister.

Well, you wanted to be a bad boy. You did bad.

which paves the way for me to become the brooding bad boy.

Why, I remember when he was a boy, taking him out in the boat,

Yeah, good, that's fine. Boy, that's starting to itch me down there.

Seth, I've been with a lot of bad boys and you are not one of them.

So what I'm trying to do is cultivate more of a, more of a bad boy image.

Well, that's good, because I don't think this whole bad boy thing is really working out for me.