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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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- Who's Perry? - The captain.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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What does a captain do?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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A captain? Instead of a waiter?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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There's a space here to tip a captain?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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And a line right through the waiter captain.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E10 The Bat Mitzvah

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I'M THE GUY WHO KEEPS THE CAPTAIN COMPANY.

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the captain has turned on the "Fasten Seatbelt" sign.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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The captain's gonna be horning in now on my allotment?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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Who is this captain out of the clear blue sky?

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- No, I'm gonna go up. - Yeah, thank you, Captain Geography.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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You give the waiter what you want and the captain half.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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and you just drew a line through my waiter-captain tip.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E10 The Bat Mitzvah

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I'M NOT EVEN THE CAPTAIN, I'M GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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There's a space for a captain, and a space for a waiter.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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The captain's horning in on the waiter, 'cause most people are probably...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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No. Waiters don't tip out to waiter captains, and I make a living off my tips.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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Let the waiter give the captain 10 percent if he wants. I'll give the waiter the money.