- But... - You have a good night now.

- You havin' a good night? - Er, yeah, yeah.

I mean, it's just a little night out. I'm a friend of her brother's.

There must be a better way to get to Sophie. What about a poem?

Used to like a lot of things.

Well, actually, I'm trying to have a conversation.

to save up for a very comfortable sofa?

We've got to work together as a team.

I don't want to go. I need a sandwich.

that we've been invited to a very wicked party.

That's a rumour that isn't appropriate for you to...

'Three days to organise, a lifetime to look back on from our cottage in Dorset.'

Right. You didn't try to have sex with a monkey?

I said I'd talk to you about a sponsored something.

It's not for me to tell tales on a mate.

Although, if it was a choice between that or a drive in a Ferrari Testarossa - phew, too close to call.

there's a chance I'll never speak to Sophie properly ever again.

Yeah, for diabetes. Give something back to a top JLB client

Plus I thought it would be good to hang out a bit.

Jesus! Can't I have a cough without being taken to Guantanamo Bay?