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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- Ten. - Seven.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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If I'm 55, you're seven.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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and she stood up and said, "Life was too short. "

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and I appreciate it.

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And a large cherry slurpy.

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and he plays the clarinet.

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and I had a uniform.

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Then you hold the seats while I go to the men's room,

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and we'll go stupid clothes shopping.

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- Rum and Diet Coke, please? - Here.

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and she asked me to baby-sit.

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and then I'll do the same for you.

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and he's unbelievably dumb. Squidward lives there, too.

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And I'm not just talking about the clothes.

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Great. I will have a rum and Diet Coke.

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and maybe it's time for you to do the same.

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Of course, he's a squid and he hates Sponge Bob,

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listening to you whine, and now that we finally found

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- It only matters what she's not. - And what is she not?

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Really? And how to do I go about "shaking things up"?