Where is he?

Look at this.

Look at the time!

And that is where babies come from.

But look at it, Carl.

We got to be at work in an hour.

But now, in the future, the past has occurred.

And then this here, this here where we're standing on, this is an elfin playground.

And Christmas was celebrated at each full moon in front of the great red ape.

hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year.

But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.

These so-called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of the children.

Look, at first I thought this was that stuff that turns red when you pee in it, because I had to pee here a number of times.

Batman!

Arise!

Oh God!

Now you listen directly to me, for I am the ghost of Christmas past, and I have come to show you what Christmas was like.

All right, this was Christmas for little Carl in 1968.

Oh boy, oh boy, I hope this is a new mommy.

Yeah, it's not.