God bless you, Doctor. I know you'll make me well again.

Would you like to take this beautiful woman to bed?

He's a teacher! How are we supposed to explain this to our children?!

- Gerald, this is crazy!... - I used to think I was crazy.

Oh wow! This is great.

Is this doctor any good?

This is what your transgender progressive thinking gets you! Now your son wants to be transracial!

Hey guys! This girl is staying a woman! Who wants to pound my vadge! Girl power!

So let me get this straight.

This is ridiculous. Jews can't play basketball.

But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman. This would mean I I'm not really a woman.

Uh excuse me, is this really a good idea?

So, does this mean I'm not really a dolphin?

I know that you've all worked really hard to make it this far, so let's get out there and SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT!

Gerald! What happened to you?!

Oh Jesus, he's about to play!

- There they are, next to that dolphin! - Come on, we've gotta get to those balls!

Can we talk to you for a minute?

Broflovski, be ready to take over for Owens.

I'm never speaking to either of you ever again!