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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Okay. New tape.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Dude! New pants, man.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I dated this girl...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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No. Actually I'm getting new carpet in.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- Look, Trish. - You didn't get a new carpet.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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But instead I hired a hot girl...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- Would you fuck him? - In a New York minute.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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because no one is hornier than a girl...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You're 40 years old. You know, 40 is the new 20.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I went out with this girl for four months...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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So, you actually wrote that one girl looked like...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho.

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When I was a little girl, I developed early.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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so that by the time you get to the girl you do like...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I met a girl and she's here with a bachelorette party...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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if some girl had just vomited shellfish sandwich into your mouth.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Look, there is a hot-ass girl who works right there.

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That's funny. I didn't even know you girls talked like that.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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where this is going, all right? That girl is a freak.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I hired a 90-pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart Tech...