OK, round two. Josh, you're up. What do you got?

Check it out. Yo' mama is so stupid,

she thinks an iMac is a new hamburger at McDonald's.

- OK. Not bad. - OK. I got it.

What's the difference between yo' mama and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow me around for a week.

- Lemon, could I speak with you for a moment? - That's what your sister asked me last night.

This way.

My friend Gerhardt Hapsburg is throwing a birthday party at the Pierre tonight.

You want me to think of something funny you can write in a card?

No. I want you to come with me.

Who's Gerhardt Hapsburg?

Prince Gerhardt is the last male descendant of the imperial house of Hapsburg.

They ruled the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

The Defenestration of Prague.

What exactly did you study in college?

- Theatre tech. - I see.

I'm inviting you to the social event of the season.

I don't know, Jack. Would I have to wear high-heel shoes?

Yes. This will be good for you.