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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

4.4s

You wanted me to get him here. He's here. The rest is up to you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

3.3s

- And this is a sad thing. - My dad's not sad.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.5s

Look, you wanted a show, I'm giving you a show.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.8s

I want to watch you go through the windshield.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

3.6s

I just want to thank you all for coming. This is a great turnout.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

4s

- I want to like it. - Yeah, want to like it.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

3.5s

Don't you want to see my model of a California mission?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.8s

Your Mom lawyered up and your Dad is freaking out.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.5s

Hop up and down.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.5s

And finally, and this is a biggie, folks.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.5s

Shut up and sit down!

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.9s

A woman who would do such a thing cannot be trusted.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

4s

I don't want to rush you or anything, but have you ever read Lord of the Flies?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.5s

Of course he is. He's just trying to protect you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.6s

- What's up? - I just talked to my dad.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

3s

Lerner and Lowe are out in the hallway working things out.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.5s

Stand up.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.9s

Filled with spiders, flies, and gnats

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

5.2s

What do your jingles have to do with the Industrial Revolution?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

3s

I'm sorry I didn't give you a heads up about the divorce papers.