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Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I will.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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And I will be patient with you. I will be there on your journey.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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So I will wait forever for you, okay? I will wait the rest of my life

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Just so you know, there will be some fucking.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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If you ask me nicely, I will Dutch-rudder you the rest of our lives.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I will be Hung So-low.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Miriam Linky, will you have sex with me on camera for money?

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- Zachary will work. Zack, my boy. - Yeah.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- I'll be in there getting shitfaced. - He will.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- That's the bedroom. - Keep talking, maybe he will.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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And we will always just be just friends, so...

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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So we will start off with some erotic massage and some...

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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And this week's will barely cover the past two water bills, so...

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Man, I can't be in no porno. My wife will kill me.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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But this is just the beginning, guys. If Star Whores works, and it will,

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- Okay. Lucky you. - Are you a Monroe-ver?

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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How did you get a camera?

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- A white supremacist. - Man, fuck you.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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What do you think a vibrator is? It's a machine.