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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Good.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- Hi, Mom. - Good, you remember me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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If you want to play in this league, you have to make a few changes.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Tuesday's good. Judith, how's Tuesday for you?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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while I go nail down some good seats.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- Have fun. - Wait, no, I'll be good, I swear.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Okay, relax the shoulders, good. The style suits you,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- No, I have a good feeling about this floor. - Great.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Then you hold the seats while I go to the men's room,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Okay, after I get the tickets, you line up for the popcorn,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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I want butter in the middle. Don't just let them squirt it on the top.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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And a large cherry slurpy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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and then I'll do the same for you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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That way we can enjoy our drinks during the movie without fear.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Got you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- You're not gonna do any of that, are you? - Nope.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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So you want to go in there with no coordination,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- no strategy, just winging it? - That's what I'm thinking.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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I have no faith in this at all.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Now for her, I'd stand in line for a butter squirt.