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How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

1.4s

- just the two of us. - Yeah.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

2.6s

Oh, of course. That's it. The ring.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

3.3s

Ted, since the dawn of time, mankind has struggled...

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

2.4s

'cause the second half of that word is "dairy."

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

3s

Not for the sit-around-and-wait of happiness.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

2.3s

Oh, please. I'm so sick of the meat-market scene.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

3.7s

Just fending off the advances of that totally hot guy.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

4.4s

Look, our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness. Okay?

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

3.2s

Unless it's the end of the night, and then you get on anything.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

4.8s

You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

2.9s

but most of the time, it ends up being this much fun.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

3.6s

Okay, we just do this one little thing and the rest of the night is ours.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

3.3s

- No. It has to be the two of us. - Why? Why do you need me?