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The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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It was a classic. I got a knock knock joke.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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And I have a mortgage, so I'm a little pissed, too.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Would love to, but I can't. Wait a second, wait a second.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Okay, well, I lost a ton of money today.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Wait a second. I wrote it down in my diary.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Yes, you did. I wasrt given candy as a child,

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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I haven't made a decision yet. You kind of have.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Dwight and I were just having a very unfortunate conversation.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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There's not a dog listening in, is there? I hear panting.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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I have a lot of toilet ideas. That's 'cause they're easy.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Mr. Dwight Schrute and I just returned from a wonderful stroll together.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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all that will be remembered is that I had a good idea.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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I don't like getting advice from more than one person at a time.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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(SIGHS) Sir, I placed a bunch of golden tickets into five separate boxes

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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I put three pallets on the truck to Blue Cross once a week.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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I am just a net that traps all of your crappy subconscious ideas

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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You don't keep a diary. Yes, I do. You've just never seen it.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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I have an idea for a fancy mers shoe store called Shoe La La.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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But I do know this. He is a liar. He has taken my idea.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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I mean, you don't have to wait a month to ask her out. Just ask her out.